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A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
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I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
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lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •
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i forgot what i dubbed your spirit animals :(
What are you talking about?
I feel like i was a squirrel or another rodent like animal that spazes a lot
Yeah Suburbia i think you were a squirrel. Vicki i randomly handed out spirited animals/patroni one day…were you not there? Either pick an animal or i will choose one for you.
I believe kenzie was either a lion or a bear of some sort. Probably the first though
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
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This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg
I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them
lol wat
This will never stop being hilarious.
this is amazing ahahahha
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The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
Marry me.
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i forgot what i dubbed your spirit animals :(
What are you talking about?
I feel like i was a squirrel or another rodent like animal that spazes a lot
